Who wants to leave the tower?

Rapunzel, Rapunzel

let down your hair!

I'd rather lay in bed bare.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel

Come down to me!

I'd rather stay inside and drink some tea.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel

I'll take you away.

Why do that, when Uber I can pay?

Rapunzel, Rapunzel

Don't leave this tower!

Mother, I wont. I would have shower.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel

Would rather be inside

Because the internet had more to provide.

She could talk to anyone,

and when she was tired,  just click 'done'.

A prince had little appeal

Amazon, and Ebay though, offer sweet deals!

A girl, antisocial and introverted

Alone in her tower, she was fond of being deserted.