WHOOOOO ARE YOUUUUU

The caterpillar cries

Alice startles and dries her eyes

The flowers cackle, teasing the weed

A caucus race, get as dry as you need

The duchess’s child is truly a pig

And her Majesty's trials are publicly riged

It’s Tea Time, so tip your hat

That is this and this is that

Shake hands and say hello

The mock turtle is full of woe

We're all mad here, the orange cat said

So play croquet and OFF WITH HER HEAD