Witch In The Kitchen

Hansel and Gretel were thrown in a kettle, to be eaten along with manfried stew.

They were placed in an oven to bake, and would be done at precisely 8:08, and soon came out in a purplish goo.

The witch, why she was so pleased, that she immediately jumped up and sneezed. Then grabbed her phone and took a pic to share.

She posted it to Facebook, #lookwhaticooked, and sat down to a meal with great flare.

She put a spoon in her mouth, and sang happily to the empty house,

"Who else do you know, who can turn children to goo, all while not burning chunky manfried stew?"