Wizard speak

Humility is a deed for the common wage 

Pride is pretty, it's the shiny plague 

Your friends are tainted and untrue 

Cut them off, you'll feel less blue!

Ice your face and wear more fur

Trust the wiser the more mature

Embrace desire, embody more

Trust the rich, not the trashy poor!

The bastards say “Just be yourself”

If that works so well then why seek help?

You clearly need a whole rebrand 

So you can level up and be in demand

The new, repackaged, American dream

Sacrificing souls for a pyramid scheme

Be the best version you've ever felt 

But first, pay respect to Betterhelp.