Woah there billy

Oh no

my KFC

got shut down

now I cry in my bed

I smell like im dead

KFC was my life

Without it I've lost my wife

I do not know what will happent next 

Then the police give me a text

"Why did you sniff a car

Were gonna send you really far"

They hit me with a guitar

Mc Donald's became my dad

The popo made me sad

Now im out and I am glad

I kicked an old Irish man wearing plaid

eating potatoes on a farm

I set off a car alarm

Drove that sucker off a cliff

The family then just got a whiff 

they found their car and got very stiff