The Woman with a Fake eye
This woman had an eye scariest of the scary
She scared every kid in sight like bloody Mary
This woman had a mole on her cheek the size of a ball
Which she covered all the while so not seen by all
Her name was Edna which was an awkward name
Only men that were interested in her was only the lames
She was sweet to all of the animals except for the dogs
For the best animal she cared for was frogs
She was promised to one day kiss a frog to become a princess one day
For the frogs she kissed she had to pay
She got a terrible rash right upon her face
When her own mother looked at her she was seen as a disgrace
The colors she wore clothes were always filled with color
What her only pure wish was to become a mother
She finally tried to find her mate
Then she found a fine young man and his name was Nate
Nate was a preacher so he made a lot of money
His personality was just great and he was always funny
She had three kids with him when they got married
For now she was not known as the woman so scary