A Woman Named Jane

There once was a woman named Jane,

 but what's this? you may have already heard this story?

Let me Tell you where it all began!

There once was a woman named Jane,

who lived on drolly lane,

right to the muffin man, and left to the shoe

that was the woman named Jane's house!

Now, this is different right?

The woman named Jane had a husband named Shane,

Oh, How happy they were! 

But, alas that gladness

turned into sadness the next couple of years.

Oh?

The couple went poor,

Their dream was sure,

washed out from shore.

What was this dream?

The dream was to open a bakery next to the muffin man,

and maybe compete ( that would be sweet)

to put doe in in a pan

than bake the most delicious cake!

Oh!

But in order to keep there house,

And not live on mouse,

Shane had to go to war

very far off shore,

But since does that end out well in fairy tales?

Oh...

The man named Shane, ended up in world of pain

without saying goodbye...

What happened to Jane?

The muffin man paid for there house,

but on a deal!

What was this deal?

She had to bake the most delicious sweets in all the world for his bakery!

Back to Jane!

But when she got a hold of this dreadful news,

Oh the sorrow! (Sorrow)

She went into a state of depression,

Then she mentally snapped!

She went on a one by one killing spree,

baking each and every in a pastry,

until there was no one left!

Then the loneliness took grip of her,

And she decided to end it all!