For a Woman in yellow

One day Loki saw a fine woman dressed in bright yellow

Freya decided to step between and stop to say “Um no”

Truth be told she wasn’t interested in him

Not after killing Baldur and really rubbing it in

Well Loki wasn’t having it, Freya was ruining his chances with this thick chick

So he said “shut up! I respect women” 

She wouldn’t let up, and told him “dude you suck”

Then Loki began with “coming from you, slut?”

“Every guy on the block has had you in the sack”

“Even dudes from across the river have seen your naked back”

“I think I’d even bother”

“To say you slept with your brother”

“Truth be told, I’d take a horse over that”

In actuality this is all probably true

The pics on her profile suggest every bit of her non-stop parading

Just then, she turned pretty red for a lady

Who had constant Snoo-Snoo