Women Are Like Six Flags

Women.

Are like Six Flags.

Just because you have a ticket,

doesnt mean you love Six Flags.

You have to take the long journey to her heart.

When you get there,

you'll get the "wow, this is amazing!" feeling

but dont run into the park. 

dont rush.

take your time.

Ride some roller coasters.

make some purchases.

I REPEAT: MAKE SOME PURCHASES

one thing mama taught me

is that 'Six Flags' is not cheap.

   Sometimes, It'll fell like Kin Dah Kah,

You feel like your on top of the world.

   Sometimes it'll be like the Superman,

you feel like you're flying,

and every loop,

no matter how many times you ride,

is unpredictable.

   Sometimes it'll feel like the Human Sling Shot,

scared for your life, 

and you just want it to stop!

   Sometimes, you'll grow impatient,

with the long lines.

but you know the wait

is always worth it.

You'll go through your a bunch of loops,

through in and outs

and a whole lot of ups and downs,

and when you finally feel sick to your stomache,

when you dont want to ride anymore,

when you feel like barfing your guts out,

and you cant take anymore..

That's when you ask yourself 

If you love Six Flags.

When everyone is getting in their cars,

driving on home after a long day

and you find yourself

making plans to go to Six Flags again,

That's when you know you love her..

Women. Are like Six Flags.

Just because you bought a ticket,

doesnt mean you love her.

It's the Season Passes that count.

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