A World Without Shoes

December 18, 2013

A world without shoes is like a platypus,

It always begs for a haircut.

But when the cheese asks for help,

will an ostrich lay an egg?

"No!" said Nixon, "because i like waffles!"

If i was an elephant, the world would be safe.

Unfortunately they don't exist, so we are doomed.

BOW DOWN BEFORE SCOOBIE DOO

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samiam7Dec 18, 2013

<p>Just Beautiful. No words. Your poems have really helped me in a difficult time in my life. Thank You.</p>