Yippers...

Fish on fish off as long as I am fishing

Ill drink the beer I bought.

You will never hear me say here fishy fishy

because I make sure no one is around before I say it.

I brag I am the best fisherman

because I am the best fisherman'..

All fishermen are liars exept me and you

I am not so sure about you.

Do fish pee I ponder

After a couple of beers I have to believe they do

I know they drink beer 

Because I have been pissing beer on them all day.