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Yoga Pants


I can't help but take a second glance at a sexy girl with a body like that in a pair of yoga pants 
Call it happenstance but after just one look my Y chromosome had to take a stance. So now I'm over here doing that delicate mental dance. 
What do I do? 
What do I say?
Damn, who am I kidding? Throwing caution to the wind and making a move on the straight up dime with the onion booty in the lime green yoga pants
 
Love at first sight, come on that's corny
But lust is a completely different story
Come on son, if you don't step up to the plate there can be no glory
Granted it's so hard to think when You're this horny
Because those big green eyes and famous thighs are an instant momento mori 
 
See, already she's got me speaking Latin
Jump on this ship girl, I'm the captain
Guarantee it won't take long and I'll have you tappin 
You will never once catch me nappin
Especially when I'm about to go 50 shades on ya love, lets strap in
 
I can't help but take a second glance at the sexy girl with a body like that in a pair of yoga pants. Call it happenstance, but the game I dropped lead us to a horizontal dance. See what happens when you take a chance and go all in on the hottie in yoga pants. 
 
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