...You Have No Idea

So you want to know who I am

Well here you go

I’m the artsy bitch whose mood can change

Whenever I please I’ll let you know

So you want to know who I am

I’m the one whose bark is a big as her bite

Whose cute face will make you eat your heart out

And be careful I just might

So you want to know who I am

                                                                    The one 

           who can

                                                                     strut in 

               killer heels

But on any given day splay out on her bed

Munching on one of her killer meals

So you want to know who I am

Don’t my pictures tell it all?

My sad emoji and broken heart </3

Apparently mean I’ve been through the long haul

So you want to know who I am

Thinking I give a shit what you say

At first I honestly believed I did

 (But now I listen my own way)

So you want to know who I am

People watching is my favorite sport

Looking from the outside in

Keeping the ball on my side of the court

So you want to know who I am

And you believed every answer was precise

Now that you know a little bit

So tell me, who am I?