Your Hogwarts Acceptance Letter
Congrats! This is your magical acceptance letter.
Go and grab some chocolate frogs, and buy some acid pops,
Go to Hohwarts and escape your muggle terror.
No need to take any Baruffio’s Brain Elixir.
As long as you don’t disturb the home of Grawp’s,
You’ll have an education as sweet as nectar.
You’ll need some supplies before you become a settler:
Receive your galleons from your vault in Gringotts.
Go to Hogwarts and escape your muggle terror.
A list of things you’ll need is on the back of this letter.
There is a limitless amount of books in Flourish and Blotts.
You’ll have an education as sweet as nectar.
You heard Umbridge works here? Well, forget her!
It seems she took high doses of the Befuddlement Draught...
Go to Hogwarts and escape your muggle terror.
Enjoy your Weasley sweater,
This letter shall now say “nox”.
You’ll have an education as sweet as nectar,
Go to Hogwarts and escape your muggle terror.
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