Zeus did Shady... Stuff

Zeus should be thankfull he is ancient history

Because it is no mystery

He wasn't exactly faithfull

When the child lifts a boulder

And couldn't be bolder

It was probably his

Child support a mile wide

The state would be after his hide

Hera would divorce him

and #metoo would force him

to wear a paper bag on his face at all times

The lawsuits would come worldwide

He didn't get consent and used his power to get

What he wanted too many times

He would be a scumbag

And no one would be on his side

Seriously, Zeus did some Shady... Stuff