Zeus's Splitting Headache

We may believe

That his head aches

Because his daughter's birth.

But it turns out

His splitting pain

Is caused by the Paul brothers.

His lovely child Athena

Was born quite normally

And did not cause Zeus hurt.

That hurt in fact came from

Jake and Logan Paul

And all their trash videos.

Ohio Fried Chicken

It's Every Day Bro

They made Zeus want to cry.

But alas the god of lightning

A true king in his right

Has no fight with these mortals.

Though we wish he did, right?