A Tail as Old as Time
Once upon a time
Lived a little mermaid, called Ariel, who commited a crime
After becoming infatuated with a land-bound man
She seeked out an exiled sorceress, and of her evil magic, she became a fan
Denying the advice of friends and disobeying her father
She sold her soul, sprouted legs, and became quite a bother
After a few days, the sorceress tried to scam her
To keep all the bargaining chips and marry the prince in anger
The witch almost succeeded and would have too
Because of this little red-headed girl who didn't have a clue
The land-bound man and the father saved the day
And Ariel was gifted her legs and allowed to marry in that bay
But did Ariel really set things right?
Is that why her dad granted her legs after that great, big fight?
Maybe, it could be
Or maybe the crime of convorting with the witch exiled her from the sea