2016 in a Nutshell
From the death of Harambe to dank Twitter memes
This is my year in a nutshell of 2k16
I lost my boyfriend ten times last year
Went to 9 parties and blacked out last year
Graduated high school and won a poetry slam
Not quite exactly, but I wasn't too bad (got third place against 26 schools)
Cut all my hair and looked like a dude
A Brittney Spears meltdown never looked so damn good
I spent a week with my boyfriend in his mothers hotel
Meanwhile my mom only put me through hell
Had 8 pregnancy scares in the past year
But by the 5th one I was fully prepared (still not pregnant)
I packed up my bags and headed for college
The place where you're drowning in debt for some knowledge
Did I want to go? Hell no I am broke!
To afford this place I'd have to sell dope
Or I could just apply on this site
For a scholarship to save my butt for another night.