The Two Idiot Rulers
Look at those two rulers
Who bicker like hostile dogs
They adorn themselves in pearls,
Jewels, ornaments GALORE!
(Damned Christmas trees, you know
in four years from now, Christmas
will be over, and even the dumpsters
that feast on you will forget your
existence)
They wave their hands in glee, greeting
The blind and deaf subjects, who clap
And they clap, as though they are kings
Who ride on donkeys in peace
They put crowns on their heads,
Coronate themselves, for there is no priest
(Little do those foolish rulers know
that the crowns on their heads
are from BURGER KING!)
They fight like children
"No, I'm right!" "Nooo, I'm right!"
They hiss at each other like cats
"No, this is MY TERRITORY!"
(Ugh, you two are so alike, you
might as well divorce your wives,
go out on a few dates, and make
some love, because there's absolutely
NO WAY you two aren't meant to
be together)
They compete to see who's better
Like racers who can't even run
But there is NO difference, because
They're both going to fail us miserably anyway!