Learning Sequence Commencing
Computer: *BEEP BOOP*
I am Learner 5000
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I am designed to enable learning
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Today, the lesson is poetry. Poetry is used for a number of reasons including, coping with hardships.
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ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM
My programming has detected depression. Are you depressed? Have you experienced hardship? Tell me what has happened... Tell me in a poem.
Me: She's gone, she's gone, there's no turning back.
Who you might ask? Here's my answer to that
I lost myself. The childlike me
The one who loved painting and climbing up trees
All there is left is dirty water and stumps
The rope I once used was thrown in the dump
There she lays right alongside
Couldn't handle the pain so she quit and she died.
Computer: *BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEPPPPP*
I am malfunctioning.... Sort of like you....
*explodes*