Thus, Edward and Bella lived happily ever after. The end.

Bella fell unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Edward Cullen.

Bella figures out Edward is a non-bloodsucking vampire.

Bella marries Edward.

Bella and Edward have a half-human, half-vampire baby.

The end.

See, my life is not as complicated.

I was born in 2002.

I grew and became who I am today.

I do my homework.

I hang with friends.

I read books.

The end.

Life tends to get quite gray.

So I get color from the stories I read. 

In truth, my life is full of adventures and people.

All of which are between pages and lines.

The end.