Hey you, come join our squad

You’ll be so great, the audience most definitely will applaud…

 

...For us. We’re a team

You better believe we’ll shine bright and gleam

 

At the competition you’ll get recognition. Everyone will perform

The whole team is included, no one will be excluded. We stick together, that’s the norm

 

We’re not like the average stereotypes

We respect each girl as long as their loud enough to yipe

 

No matter what size, color, or how you look,

We’ll never treat you like a McDonald’s cook

 

We’re all in this together, you see

Us cheerleaders help one another become who we each are meant to be

 

We don’t give people sass, we show a huge amount of class

We’ll never push you down so you fall and land on your ass

 

So what do you say? Will you join our squad or nay?

If you join, you know, it would totally make our day

 

Was that a yes we heard? Yay! We’re so excited

Its time to get the show on the road and the party ignited

 

Practice starts tomorrow, be there or be square

Little do you know its going to be start of when we treat you unfair

So don’t even bother to braid your hair…

 

...Its our signature thing but that doesn’t matter

We’ll actually be in the competition, for you it will be the latter

 

Our favorite girls have long been picked out by the coaches

Unless you’re one of the team stars, you’ll get treated like the roaches

 

Nevermind that you paid the requirement of over 1,000 dollars for team gymnastics

You can go sit out while everyone else gets the chance to learn and be fantastic

 

Go do us all a favor and linger in the back of the gym without making a peep

So, big deal if we make you go home and cry yourself to sleep

 

Sorry, we lied. It turns out we’re just a big bunch of bitches

That’s probably why cheerleading is every single one of our niches