Ryan's Beard
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I have a friend named Ryan
Others may think I’m lyin’
When I say he has a beard so legit
I wish him never to get rid of it
Just because he's bearded
Doesn't mean that he's a joke
Doesn't mean he's dirty
And it doesn't mean he's broke
The girls, well they all love it
The beard makes them scream and shout
He never shaves and never trims
He lets nature grow it out
He owns the stage with Strait Fourteen
It’s the band that he is in
But when the crowd spots his mighty beard
All the attention is turned on him
As they all watch the magic
Protruding from Ryan’s chin
Even the girls think to themselves,
“I wish I could grow a beard like him”
No, he’s not a homeless guy
Or some crazy terrorist
He is not just some slacker dude
Or a fundamentalist
His name is Ryan Coltmans
And he is my best friend
I myself have developed some stubble
For which there will be no end