The Uncouth Unicorn
There is a sycophantic suck up
And a querulous complainer
There goes another brainless bumbler
With their brainless bumbling fairy friend
There’s another neurotic numnut
With a doltish dunderhead
A leprechaun will tell a story
They must be the best of fairytale friends
You caught a glimpse inside the uncouth Unicorn’s head
Now, get to bed.