We Rode to the Hotel
We rode to the hotel
Our carriage-Black
We chose a Crowne Plaza
In a New England outback
Upon payment-we received a room
We disrobed-we prepared
For this bonanza-unprecedented
Which would soar into the air
What you had in experience-I had in height
Which filled me with fright
For I did not wish to you pain
Anal Ease-Anal Ease-then I was pleased
To hurt you like drops of rain
And your pusod-Shallow
Small
I enjoyed
After all
Two Goats
Two Goats were we
Sealing the deal
Of our matrimony
Our only witness
Was the Moon
Full-shining through
Listening to our tune
That was years ago
When we were young
And in my heart-9 decades later
You're still the one