You may know jack from back in the day

but let me tell you what I learned today

Jack is a theif 

It's quite a long tale so I'll make it brief

He stole those magic beans 

Stuffed them in the back pocket of his jeans

He sold his cow and kept the profit

I'm sick of his lies so I'm here to stop it

Jack lied to us all 

He planted those beans and traveled into the sky 

He should be in jail but he's simply too high 

The giant is scheming with Jack 

It's only a matter of time before they both come back

Now you know his story is fake

He must pay for his crimes for goodness sake