Techer's Pet

Roses are red,

Violets are purple

The teacher does nothing when i get a "purple nurple"

I scream, i cry,

The teacher ignores me with a deep, long sigh

And, yet when i try to tell her

The things he did

She simply turns her head

And adjusts her wig.

i try my hardest

to try to act tough

but the little mean bully knows he buff

at times like this

I wish, as a kid

That i popped him and the teacher

And busted their lips!