I talked to my ex about life last night

At 3 AM, even though I knew you wouldn’t like it.

But don’t worry,

I don’t have feelings for her at all anymore.

And I’m just telling you because I love you.

 

I don’t think I’m ready for a relationship right now.

Anyway… can we still have sex?

But don’t worry,

I care about you, not just your body.

And I’m just reminding you because I love you.

 

I’m 100% done because you didn’t invite me to hang out with your family

And you’re talking about your cousins like they’re your boyfriends.

But don’t worry,

I’m going to text you that you don’t care about me the whole time you’re with them.

And I just want your attention because I love you.

 

I can’t believe you’re asking me to go to that stupid carnival with you.

Attending that will make me late for my party that you knew I wanted to go to.

But don’t worry,

I’m going to go with you and complain about wanting to leave the whole time.

And I just want you to feel guilty because I love you.

 

I get worried when you hang out with your lying best friend without me.

Are we seriously going to break up because you want to spend more time with her?

But don’t worry,

I know she is just filling your head with lies about me and taking you away from me.

And I’m just manipulating you because I love you.

 

I don’t know what you think you’re doing,

Always spending time with other people and not inviting me.

But don’t worry,

I always knew that I cared about you more than you care about me.

And I just want pity because I love you.

 

I am the only one that puts up with your

Annoying, ugly, stupid, irritating, narcissistic, and disgusting traits.

But don’t worry,

I can pretend none of those parts of you exist and we can be happy. Just the two of us.

And I’m just controlling you because I love you, baby.