This is a funny thing
My mum has just found out that I have a boyfriend
This is what makes me laugh,
After we got done talking about him,
The first thing she asked me was if I needed
Birth Control
All I could do was sit there and laugh
She looked at me saying these exact words as if she didn't
Already know,
"What? What is so funny Jessica, I'm being serious!"
It was so funny yet embarrassing
She even got to the point where she asked if I needed condoms
This was a talk I did NOT want to have
Especially coming from my mother