Dear My Has Been Bum Of An Ex,How do you expect me not to be a CryBaby? When we all you wanted was some of my Oat Meal Creme Pie? You Such a Little Debbie Downer Call Me A Klutz But You Got Me Going NutsMake Me Catch Diabetes Eating All These Utz, Now Who Really Got The GutsIs this What  Jacquees Meant By The SnickersI Guess I'm Not Me When I'm Hungry, Just Be Wanting To Lick Ya.... Whats Wrong With Being A Lollipop Licker?Listen To Me, How Do I Sound? Like A Dum Dum. I Chew The Gum When I'm Angry But Why Do My Relationships Blow Pop! My Goal Is To Make Him Go Stop I Could Taste The Rainbow But Its All Still SourI Might As Well Give Him The Aid Of PowerOhh My I Meant PowerAde But Does That Still Explain The Reason Why My life Is In Need Of A Kit That Says First Aid. I Tried To Make Sure It Was Tropicana But It Turned Out To Be Canada Dry. Where Did I Go Wrong? I Loved Everything About You, the Good And Bad, To The Fact That You Were A Dutch Master, so in touch with your Black and Mild,  ya incense aroma, warmed my spirit, put me in a coma but there was so much more I can shout about... But I never I thought you would've had me stressing... Oh Lord, where are the cigs? NewportPapi give me change for an 100 because he could never keep it like that in the long run.And its funny that he pretended to be jolly like a rancher when he came over. I guess he headed my way to look for some fun, but I bet he won't tell you how I was NyQuil when I put him to sleep for the night, ya boy was done.I realize that my honey bun was his best friend.You never loved me. You never liked me.You don't even know me.You knew how to hold me up, but could never hold me down.It hurts to know that I was practically a rental...I wasOur world tasted like whipped cream and HersheysBut curse me, because little did I knowYa friends call me “ bro” but calling ya other ho “sis”, now that’s a whole no-no.Left me in the dirt for trashPlease just tell me how does that work.What's done in the dark will always come to the light?So why should I try to be bold and put up a fight when your bulb is slowly coming on.Always remember that there is no more shadows after dawn.Just the other day I got down on my knees a prayed up to the Lord and Savior, that you would show me different, take away the inconsistence, the inconsiderateness, and just please bless me with the chocolate love I had in the early beginnings, hugs and kisses. The man upstairs always gave me what I needed and never what I wanted, so getting with you I thought I had the winning lottery ticket, but you turnt out to be a parking ticket, you was all fine but at the same time you were so full of strife to cost me my whole life.The investment of meThe investment of my timeThe investment of my feelingsThe investment of my tearsThe investment of my secrets The investment of my laughterThe investment of my heartThe investment of my loveAnd now My Investment of resentmentGoes beyond say of what I put into this.Jelly, mayo, ketchup, mustard, pepper, oil, and vinegar is he But the one who was bringing in the bread was me.Mamma Mia since ye so thirsty get this boy some Dasani.Boy you not even my cup of tea, not the water, not even the honey.But its all good now I've taken everything out my bag.And I know my worth.You know you'll never find nobody like me again, its real critical, life is sad.Imma pack your stuff up, you could come get it, I'll give you the gas money , ohh my bad I forget you hop in cabs.Its gonna be outside the door, with your love that you thought you gave me. I used to eat my feelings but I can't anymore.But I got me a new boo.So when you come don't think of rekindling, don't even knock on the door.Good riddance to you, its only a matter of time before I see you sleeping in front of the corner storeSo in other words bro....Adios papito