David had a Little Sock- A parody of Mary had a Little Lamb
David had a little sock
A hole was in the toe.
And everywhere that David went
His sock was sure to go.
He carried it to church one day
They thought he was a fool.
Set up a little puppet play
The kids all thought it cool.
The preacher had to kick him out
But still, he lingered near
His puppet yapped and lurched about
As if he didn’t hear.
Why were the children rowdy so?
The ruffled preacher cried;
The children love the sock, you know,
And David smiled with pride.