It happens to me all of the time.

My friends and I find a nickname for our teachers,

And it always gets stuck in my mind.

I don’t ever think before I give him a shout out.

I yell, “Hey yo Schmitty!” and then I think, oh no.

Before I know it I’m getting a lecture.

About how I need to be respectful and say mrs. or mr.

From now on I learned my lesson. I’ll never be disrespectful,

Well at least I’ll never get caught.