Relevance/Final Words

Why I’d Hate to Have to Teach Civics This Fall

” Mr Green:

I told my dad what you taught us about the Social Contract.

He says it’s just some politically motivated crap

perpetuated

by the Deep State through the

Fake News industry

that wants to deny us our rights

because

he read the Constitution and it doesn’t say

anything about a Social Contract.

Or a Rule of Law.

Or anything that says we can’t say

or do

what we want

when we want.

So he told me to tell you he’s pulling me out of school

and homeschooling me.

As soon as he gets back from his anti-lockdown protest

and stops off at the hospital to drop off some

hydrox stuff for my mom

He’ll be here to pick me up.

Don’t worry about sending work home.”

 

Why I’d Hate to Have to Teach Math This Fall

“Mr. Green:

I told my dad what you said

when I told him you had seen somebody on cable news

that said the lockdown was stupid because

auto accidents killed as many people last year

as COVID has killed this spring.

I told him you said that person probably couldn’t multiply

by 12 without getting a friend

to supply the other two fingers.

Or was in detention during those 6th grade lessons

on Ratio and Proportion.

Or was betting

that no one watching

knew how to calculate

how much money evaporated from his stock portfolio

since people started dying.

He says you are a socialist subversive

that is pushing Bill Gates and George Soros’ illuminati agenda

to track our movements through biological markers

embedded in vaccines.

Kind of like “The X-Files”.

So he told me to tell you that he’s

pulling me out of school,

and homeschooling me.

After he stops by the hospital and disconnects my mom’s

Chinese-made respirator,

and beats the true death stats out of a Hillary Clinton operative

posing as a front line “hero”,

He’ll be here to pick me up.

Don’t worry about sending work home.”

Why I’d Hate to Have to Teach Science This Fall

“Mr. Green:

“I told my dad what you said about

that “peer reviewed evidence” thing.

He says it doesn’t apply to us because

we don’t own a boat.

And that our next door neighbor

told us that he read about

a doctor who gave his patients

brake fluid

and corn starch

to confuse the Gates/Soros bio markers in their bloodstreams.

And that all the stuff we read in class

is just a bunch of theory

that we have the Constitutional right to

disagree with.

Since all of us were born with

the freedom to use our own

God-given intelligence

To figure out what’s best

for us.

And that this virus thing

will magically disappear

after Election Day.

So he told me to tell you that he’s

pulling me out of school,

and homeschooling me.

After he sleeps off his headache

and runs by the hospital to see what they called about

he’ll be here to pick me up.

Don’t worry about sending work home.”