Stacy's Mom- Chemistry version

 

 

Professor when are your office hours (office hours)

We need a time to talk that could be just ours (be just ours)

I have a lot to learn about neucleophilic attack (nucleophilic attack)

What was that you said about an attack from the back (attack from the back)

You know I didn’t take this class for the chemistry,

But I know a lot more now about stereo specificity

My Fischer projections are all wrong

But ill keep trying for you, though class is really long

Professor cant you see chems just not for me

Ive known it along, and I always get the questions wrong

I cant tell if these are strong bonds

I cant tell if these are strong bonds

Professor I know your priorities (priorities)

You know I like a little authority (authority)

What is that with you in your picture frame (picture frame)

you are like sulfer you are not picky (not picky)

Carbons got it all with four bonds

And I am all alone, why cant I have just one

 

 

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