We come to learn, yet we get spurned. Please do your job, before unemployment makes you sob. Our futures depend on you; still, we have not a clue. Math would be better if you got a motivational letter. We talk all the time in class, so how are we gonna pass? You're really nice, but you desperately need teaching advice. Get off of your phone, and answer our groan. You get paid to share knowledge; help us prepare for college!