Upon Learning Of My Birth Family
Location
1. You see, I love to play cards
But if there was ever a time for a poker face it'd be this
Pretend that what hurts the most is the news your brother is a scene kid
2. That's me
Because she kept the first one
3. Considering her children come from a grand total of 1-2-3 fathers
I expected her to at least be pretty
But enough about her
4. Alyssa, Brendan, Sadie, McGregor
Man I wish I knew them
Alyssa, remembers losing her baby brother at the age of two
Brendan, man, I could get that kid some real music
Sadie, from the looks of it she's got it more together than I do
McGregor, I'm sorry you got stuck with that name, but you're still a handsome little devil
That's right I looked you all up in an attempt to be the sibling I never got a chance too
5. B-R-E-T-T
Spells Dad
I don't know much else
Except for when I was born you were serving for grand theft auto
I've got a lot of questions
Like am I going to go bald?
How often do you think of me?
Do you have blue eyes too?
How many others did you bring into this world?
6. Condom?
7. Mistake?
I can only assume so
8. Let me say this
I hope this mistake is on your minds every waking day
That you wonder just as I did
I hope my name rattles in your head
Reduces your will to rubble
And search as you may I hope you find nothing
I hope you pass me on the street
Know that I'll have nothing to do with you
I hope you suffer the same as I did
9. Now they may be a pain
But I'll be playing cards with my family
My real family