Why you lying, teacher lady?

That ain't cool, that's mighty shady

You're not supposed to lie, that's not so cool

You said something's due today in school!?

I don't remember you saying that

My friend's don't either, neither Steve nor Matt

A 3 page paper on the Civil War?

Are you serious, are you sure?

Why you always makin' stuff up?

You always lying', that's what's up!

Makin' me sweat at 8 AM

It's too early for that, I mean damn!

You never said that this was due

You tried to scare us, like no one knew

So next time you lie and say a paper is due

So help me God, I'm gonna sue!