to start off your breath mildy stinks with fried chicken and a mint

your excessive use of hairpry really doesnt stop the fact that your not Elvis

and about your chicken, maybe i dont know Rinse!

little parts sticken out distractes from your little island on the back of your hair 

second we all know its good and nice to share,

though your little crazy teen life seems like a John travolta movie with Megan Fox

it doesnt go along, you cant shun the obvious that you like star treck

and saying you were a cool kid only liking rock n roll and its life, its no shock

and finally you need to stop doing impressions of Elvis and singing,

as much as it hurts to say you sound like a broken record 

a kid barely hitting puberty we cant keep listening.