If you can't tell me I'm cute or beautiful a lot, you don't deserve me.

If you don't like dinosaurs, you don't deserve me.

If me snorring while I sleep bugs you, you don't deserve me.

If you don't like my family, you don't deserve me.

(Because it's not me that you have to convince that you're amazing, it's them.)

If you just want sex, you don't deserve me.

If staying up all night just to talk about stupid stuff doesn't appeal to you, you don't deserve me.

If you can't sit and watch my favorite movie because you think it's dumb, you don't deserve me.

If you can't reassure me that I'm the only girl for you, you don't deserve me.

(Girls need to be sure that they are loved constantly. At least, I do.)

If you can't talk about issues that we have, you don't deserve me.

If you think that I'm going to cheat on you because I have guy friends, you don't deserve me.

If you can't deal with my craziness, you don't deserve me.

If you can't hang out with my friends, you don't deserve me.

(I don't care if you don't like them, just put up with them.)

If you can't accept who I am, then don't waste your time.