A GOOD REASON NOT TO ENVY YOUR BEST FRIEND WHEN SHE MARRIES THAT REALLY CUTE RICH GUY WITH A SECOND HOME IN THE QUARTER AND A YACHT ON THE LAKE
Girlfriend! Your man’s over here lookin like a real serial killah. How can I tell you this without havin to tell you every time his hand accidentally brushes my boob? ‘Cause as you well know, bitches…