What’s worse than not playing sports, being lame

Sports are played on Earth. It’s also called land

There is a sport called the beautiful game

One can play this almost anywhere, grand

In the beautiful game one must jog, run

Jog run do not forget to take one's shot

When one plays this game I guarantee fun

If one hits the gym don’t forget to squat

Once one hits the gym one should become sore

If one is on the ball one should take times

In the beautiful game engage one's core

I be passing all over dropping dimes

I play the beautiful game of Soccer

If one plays Soccer then one’s a rocker